The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest

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Comedian Billy Procida talks to past hook-ups and special guests about sex, dating and sexuality. RetroFuture by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Album Photo by Adam Courtney (IG: adamcourtneyphoto)

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Ep. 81 - When Comedians Date Comedians — with James Mattern

October 28, 2015

Comedian James Mattern is this week's guest on The Manwhore Podcast. The hardworking hustler is here with words of wisdom on women and relationships. Mattern has a ton of Yoda-like moments on this podcast and you're really in for a treat! He also has a lot of opinions about sleeping with fellow comedians. Hilarious episode! There may be no industry more incestuous than comedy. James Mattern has f*cked more than a few comedians in his day. On the one hand, they know the lifestyle and keep a similar schedule. On the other hand, you're not supposed to date at the office, right? Mattern summizes, "It's not really sh*tting where you eat. It's more like sh*tting where you snack." Having only hooked up with a few comics myself, I ask him how these always seem to come about. Spoiler alert: alcohol. Here's a taste of the prophetic thoughts of James L. Mattern: "When relationships are good, it's a Woody Allen movie. You're just firing off these one-liners that are just poignant and funny and smart and clever and it feels so good. And the sex is better with that too. When you have witty banter you have witty banter sex which is just amazing. But it's barely that! We've seen these movies, we've seen these romantic comedies. It has f*cked up dating!" Asexuals are mad at me! After last week's episode with Bauer, the aces started trashing me about being wrong and an assh*le. However, not many of them actually downloaded the episode. Instead, they read an unauthorized transcript of my podcast and started leaving negative reviews on iTunes, despite never listening. I need your help! Go leave an honest review for me on iTunes today! Apparently you can fail the Kinsey Test. Yea, James didn't know that either. I tell Mattern the story about Andrea Allan giving me the Kinsey Test and how I failed it. I either answered a question wrong or am "a very unusual person." Plus, that time my guest got eyeballed by the receptionist at an STD clinic. Go get tested people! And use a damned condom! Both Mattern and I were late sexual bloomers. Today we are both running in full stride! He and I both share a similar, "Look at me now," feeling when thinking about our virgial pasts. It's a great feeling. But my present-day prowess still doesn't prevent me from Tinder Oops! moments like the one I share on this week's episode. Only a few days left to get your Manwhore Podcast t-shirts and hoodies before the prices go up! Secure yours today! Click here to get your "Keep Calm and Stay Slutty" shirt right now. Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by babies and bubbas. Just when you thought no one said 'babies' and 'bubbas' anymore, James Mattern cheers you up with ample usage. Email your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com

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Ep. 103: Anal Stockholm Syndrome & Belgian Waffles with comedian Brett Druck

March 30, 2016

Brett Druck is a fellow single New York comedian and all-around nice guy. The Laughs comedian came by The Manwhore Podcast to talk about a bevy of topics including butt stuff, doggy style, and the state of modern dating. Also, Belgian waffles is my new favorite sex position! Brett Druck was a hit at the speed dating podcast. One girl told me, "If I was going to see anyone again, it would have been Brett." That's because he shares my crazy dating philosophy of treating women like people. But the current state of dating depresses him. He discusses the fake online dating profile he made of a serial killer trying to date—and the woman who was totally into it! "I love butt cheeks—I don't like the hole." Brett has several opinions on all things anal. Do women who like anal sex just have Stockholm Syndrome? How many fingers are you allowed to stick up Brett's ass? Also, Brett opines, "We need to rename doggy style." Hear our recommendation! Brett and I are both so tired of the current state of dating. Some men are out being douchebags. Some women respond by being extra more skeptical than necessary when it comes to dating. This then causes some of us other men to get fed up and contemplate life as either a douchebag or a monk, because being a decent human being seems pretty difficult sometimes! I was on a fantastic sex-meets-journalism podcast called Sex With Strangers. I, along with many sex party promoters, discuss New York City sex parties. Listen to Episode 23 at SexWithStrangersShow.com! I am also on episode PWAP 208 of It's Saul Good, Man! discussing the hit AMC show Better Call Saul! Check out Brett Druck all over the place! Facebook Twitter Instagram www.BrettDruck.com LA WHORES: Come meet me at The Dark Room on Melrose Ave. on Wednesday, April 6 @ 7pm! I'll hang around there for a couple hours. Let's have some fun! This week's episode is (actually) sponsored by Adam & Eve. Get 10 FREE GIFTS including free shipping when you use the code MANWHORE at checkout! Email your comments, questions, or boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com

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Ep. 60 - Burlesque and the Art of Getting Naked with Peekaboo Pointe

June 03, 2015

Burlesque veteran Peekaboo Pointe joins me on this week's Manwhore Podcast to talk about dancing, dating and getting naked. Peekaboo has a storied past as rich as the history of burlesque itself! I enjoyed talking to the "Lazy Stripper" about this fun, sexy art form and getting to know what it's like being, well, Peekaboo! Peekaboo Pointe is "The Fastest Tassle Twirler from East to West"! With well over ten years of experience under her belt, Peek has been around since the early days of New York City's burlesque revival. She tells me about how she transitioned from modern dance to stripping down to pasties. "Can't we all just get naked and make some art?!" Thank you so much to everyone who emailed, tweeted and shouted their kind words after hearing last week's break-up pre-intro. It means so much to me to have such amazing strangers who care about me. From the bottom of my heart, I love you all. Except Jim. Peekaboo schooled me on the history of burlesque and its recent resurgence in the new millenium. We also compare the many similiarities between burlesque dancing and stand-up comedy. Because how can you not sleep with at least one auience member? Plus, we tear down Tinder and thoughtless pick-up lines. Read my quotes in Vanessa Golembewski's Refinery29 piece, "How Do New Yorkers Respond to Rape Jokes?" Check out Peekaboo Pointe being fabulous! Twitter Instagram Facebook Transition song: "Night Train" by Jason Aldean Support The Manwhore Podcast and get awesome rewards! Help me make the podcast even better and visit my Patreon page! This week's show is sponsored by hibernation. It's not getting fat. It's hibernation. Email your comments, questios and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com www.Manwhorepod.com

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Ep. 82 - How To Take a D*ck Pic Like a Pro with Soraya Doolbaz

November 04, 2015

Every day millions of d*ck pics are sent unsolicited to women (and men!) around the world. This has caused catastrophic results. However, many women do love d*ck pics! This week's Manwhore Podcast is about one woman who loves them a whole extra lot. Soraya Doolbaz is a professional penis photographer. We talk about her art project dressing up dongs and why balls have yet to come into the frame! Soraya Doolbaz gives tips and tricks to taking the perfect d*ck pic. The first rule of c*ck shots is to make sure the recipient wants them! Unsolicited sexts "are the modern day flasher," according to Soraya. But now she is rebranding the d*ck! By giving it proper lighting, angle and personality she is creating works of art out of what were once snapshots ladies would laught at while sharing them with friends over wine. Learn hot to take a d*ck pic from a pro! Can balls be beautiful? Soraya and I discuss this oft-forgotten part of the package. "Balls are the plus-size models of dic pic photography!" This show is body-positive about balls! We also discuss why she witnessed the World's Saddest Handjob during a photo shoot. When we think of homophobes, we typically think of the Southern states and church gatherings. One Honolulu police officer disgusted me, and the nation, when he harassed and arrested a vacationing lesbian couple after they were kissing in public. Now they are suing the police department after being detained in the state of Hawaii for five months with no jobs, home or money. How do you get mad about hot women kissing in public when you live in the gayest state in the country? I gave some tips to AskMen.com's Aly Walansky about sex positions to stick to for your first time with a new partner. Read this article to find out why I'm now an "authority" on doggy style. Make your d*ck beautiful by dressing it up in Soraya Doolbaz's web app! Just upload a photo and use some of her accessories to give your penis a personality. While you're at it, give it a cool, edgy backstory! Visit www.DictureGallery.com and check out her work! Follow Soraya on Twitter: @dicturegallery Follow me on Twitter: @TheBillyProcida Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by filters. The #NoFilter campaign has ruined thousands of potentially pretty penis pics. Put your phallus in a filter today! Emaily your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com

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Ep. 210: Defending James Deen and Porn Star Drama with Jay Taylor

April 18, 2018 • 84m

Jay Taylor is a hustling porn starlet managing dozens of clip stores with her boyfriend at Slamdog Films. She’s coming up in the industry having shot with some of porn’s big stars like Nina Hartley, Cherie DeVille, Chanel Preston, and…James Deen. Deen, one of her closest friends, has been accused of rape and sexual assault by multiple porn actresses (which he denies). "I was devastated and sick to my stomach for two days, but never once did I deviate from James’s side. Not once,” Taylor says on this week’s explosive Manwhore Podcast. To make matters more interesting, she is also one of the many women accusing porn hedgehog Rob Jeremy of sexual assault in the blockbuster Rolling Stones exposé. In a world of public shaming and Trial by Twitter (and a broken criminal justice system), how do we decide who is guilty, who is innocent, and who is just kind of a dick? ALSO: We get a sneak peek at my indie porn bonus episode with MacKenzie Peck, Editor-In-Chief of Math Magazine! PLUS: porn star comedians, Nina Hartley, fan-girling, on-set violence, and train conductor porn! Tori Lux: James Deen Assaulted Me, Too James Deen Breaks His Silence Inside Ron Jeremy Sexual Misconduct Allegations Follow Jay Taylor on Twitter @yippieskip! Follow Math Magazine on Instagram @mathmagazine! Join me in New York City for ManwhoreCon August 3-5! Click here to get your weekend pass today! Enjoy the perks of fanwhore membership for just $1! Click here to join the club! The Manwhore Podcast is sponsored by Hot Movies. Try it with 40 FREE minutes when you sign up at www.ManwhorePod.com/hotmovies! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com

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Ep. 221: Be True To Yourself When You Fake It On Cam (Nikki Night)

July 04, 2018 • 86m

Cam girls (and other-gendered performers) have the unenviable task of being themselves and being someone else’s fantasy at the same time. Each cam show involves managing multiple demands, fetishes, and conversations. Cam4.com’s camming coach Nikki Night has plenty of tips to help you get your webcam career underway! “Don’t try and be perfect,” she advises newbies. “Whatever you’ve got, use it to your advantage. If you’re nervous, be nervous. Every single thing that you’ve got is a tool to be used in a certain way.” I’ve got jokes and an eating disorder. Put me in coach! ALSO: comedian Dave Neal co-hosts this week’s intro, because the internet does not have enough straight white men teaming up to talk about sex! PLUS: digital friends, trolls, roller skating pizza prostitutes, fan boundaries, and enthusiastic fans! It’s not too late to make plans to join your fellow fanwhores in New York City for this year’s ManwhoreCon! Click here to get your weekend pass! Follow Nikki Night! @Nikki_Night Get her webcamming tips! Follow Dave Neal! Twitter/Instagram: @DNealz Sex Actually Podcast (or The SAP Links In The Show Notes: Stay Slutty buttons ManwhoreCon Comedy Show ManwhoreCon Live Podcast Make Billy get his nipples pierced at ManwhoreCon by getting a membership to our Patreon community. Click here to join today and support the show! Use promo code MANWHORE to get a 40-minute FREE TRIAL of ethical paid-for porn viewing at HotMovies.com/bonus! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com

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Ep. 47 - Porn Sex vs. Real Sex with Cindy Gallop

March 04, 2015 • 81m

Cindy Gallop lets Billy into the Black Apartment to talk about Make Love Not Porn! Cindy Gallop started the gamechanging website MakeLoveNotPorn.tv. She likes to "blow sh*t up," which includes the porn industry. Gallop is pro-sex, pro-porn, and pro-knowing the difference. Until comprehensive sex education exists in this country, porn will have to pick up the slack!  One listener wrote in asking how to get her confidence back with her new c-section scar. I help Katie with her body image dilemma so this total MILF can get back to having fun hot sex while the twins are asleep. We all have imperfections. Hers comes with the glorious excuse of bringing life into this world. My love handles exist because I can't resist Entemann's. Gallop would qualify as a cougar, as she dates many sprite younger men. She dishes on why she prefers to date young men and how they inspired her to give a jaw-dropping TED Talk. Plus, we discuss the new UK porn ban. Cindy Gallop's Make Love Not Porn promotes people to have more open and honest conversations about sex. She hopes people will start sharing their favorite adult videos like they share cute kitten YouTube reels. Let's show people real world sex! Go sign up and rent these hot videos! Or make some extra cash submitting your own videos! Follow Cindy Gallop on Twitter: @cindygallop Follow Make Love Not Porn.tv, too: @makelovenotporn Follow me too, while you're at it: @TheBillyProcida I got yelled at for my xoJane article, "It Happened to Me: I Got Laid From My xoJane Article." This week's episode is sponsored by trolls. Trolls: in case you didn't know why you should hate yourself. Email your comments, questions and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com

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The Oral Sex Auditions (Ep. 180)

September 20, 2017 • 122m

My friend Roxanne complained for the umpteenth time, “Billy, I am having such a hard time getting laid!” Of course, she can find a man to stick it in her at a moment’s notice—just open a window. But my female friends tell me that finding a partner with a high sexual IQ who cares about her pleasure (without factoring in physical attraction and personality) is a frustratingly difficult experience. That’s why on this week’s Manwhore Podcast we are holding ORAL SEX AUDITIONS! Yes! Five male suitors compete in this cunnilingus contest for the ultimate prize of f*cking my friend. No more bragging about how much you love eating p*ssy at the bar, then forgetting all about your claims of prowess once your d*ck gets hard. It’s time to prove yourself, fellas! Hear Roxanne go from lockjawed blowqueen to pillow princess on the only episode where I can see the female orgasm in sound waves. ALSO: hear Goddess Lola Jean take on the high demand-low supply wrestling fetish! PLUS: sex god, cunnilingus, rape, sexual frustration, kinky Christians, and “The Swirl”! Join us for next week’s Fanwhore Facebook Live Hangout! Follow Lola Jean on Instagram: @goddesslolajean Don’t miss out on all the fun! Click here to get your ticket to ManwhoreCon! Manwhore Podcast: Live! tickets are ON SALE for Oct. 8th at The People’s Improv Theater! Go to manwhorepod.com/live. Join my fanwhore community on Patreon for $1! Click here to become a member. SexDotCom is out September 26th! Get it on iTunes, Google Play, or Amazon. Enjoy a 100% deposit bonus at MyBookie.ag with promo code MANWHORE. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com

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Ep. 75 - Date Bits, Dating Flaws and Dick Pics

September 16, 2015 • 56m

Nikki from Tinder is back in Bushwick again for her third apperance on the show. With mutual contempt, we made it through another hour of conversation about sex and dating. Don't know about my history with this woman? Go listen to her first appearance on the show and hear why we're less-than-best friends post-hook-up. We also ponder some of dating's big questions on an all-new Manwhore Podcast Nikki is dating someone new (again) and we're both hoping that this guy works out. They met on Tinder. Déjà vu! Nikki isn't sure if they're exclusive though. Of course my advice to her is: communication! When is the ideal time to ask to be boyfriend-girlfriend? Also, Billy does his final fantsy football draft during the episode. Sorry! I could totally see Nikki as a mom. She has a very "I'm going to smack you if you misbehave" aura about her. Listen to her discuss why her dream is to be a total MILF! Plus, she shares her personal dating flaws that keep her from securing "the One." Soraya Doolbaz has an art show of professionally-taken dick pics. So we rate some penis photography in this week's episode. You may need this blog post to follow along! Here are the dicks we looked at in order from Critique My Dick Pic's tumblr. (NSFW) Panties BBC Micropenis Strap-on Feminine guy Come see UnSlut: A Documentary Film followed by a Q&A with director Emily Lindin and executive producer (and WWE Hall of Famer) Mick Foley in New York City on Oct. 6! Advance tickets are $12 until 10/1 and $20 at the door. Click here to buy your tickets today! Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards. Make your pledge today by visitnig my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by fried Snickers bars. When life's got you down, fried Snickers bars keep you down. Email your comments, questions or boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com

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